Why are we still watching James Bond? Presumably for the same reason we still wear four-inch heels, read gossip magazines, and have one-night stands with people who only look hot after four rounds of cheap tequila. At worst it might turn out painful, boring or mind-numbingly repetitive, but it looks so damn shiny on the tin and that's what matters on a bored Saturday night. But there are certain traditions that Bond — just like everybody else — could frankly do without.
Actress Lashana Lynch Confirms She Will Be The First Black & First Female James Bond
Actress Lashana Lynch Confirms She Will Be The First Black & First Female James Bond | GO Magazine
Not everybody believes that, but the sensitive new aged producers in charge of the film certainly do. The franchise is making a bold move by getting rid off their main character and introducing us to to agent Nomi, a butch and brown lesbian super spy; so exotic right? Now prepare to be shocked and amazed! Nomi, the powerful female and proudly lesbian 00 agent, is assigned to follow James Bond in his last assignment and kill him in the end… and it is brutal, she shows no mercy. When I first heard the new theme song by Billie Bob Eilish earlier this year I got this sinking feeling in my stomach. Heck, they are taunting us in the song.
A lesbian Pussy Galore for James Bond
Former Bond girl Diana Rigg has suggested the next could be a lesbian. But would a Bond film work with a Sapphic spy at its heart? Former Bond girl Dame Diana Rigg has suggested the next could be a lesbian. Ergo, her solution: Sapphic Bond.
But now it can be told: just like the secret agent with a license to kill, Pussy Galore has her own share of secrets. She also had the most popular name among the Bond girls. However, according to the original Ian Fleming books, Pussy Galore had always been a lesbian. This was never translated in the movie Goldfinger and as a result, she was forced into the closet for decades.